The Viscount Who Misplaced His Reputation A Mills & Swoon Short #romance #perioddrama

 

The Viscount Who Misplaced His Reputation

A Mills & Swoon Short

 

In the agreeable scandal factories of Georgian London, reputations were delicate objects—rather like porcelain teacups. One careless moment and they shattered upon the ground, echoing through the chattering classes the moment a delicious rumour appeared.

Lord Alistair Hawthorne, Viscount Bellmere, had misplaced his entirely.

This was not, to be clear, an accident.

The trouble began on a Tuesday, which is a particularly dangerous day for respectable men. Sundays encourage virtue, Mondays encourage work, but by Tuesday mischief begins creeping in through the hidden door of fresh hopes.

 

 

On this particular Tuesday, the viscount was discovered emerging from the conservatory at Lady Pembroke’s garden party with Miss Eliza Fairleigh.

Miss Fairleigh was not his fiancée.

Miss Fairleigh was not even particularly known to him until approximately twenty minutes earlier.

She was, however, holding his waistcoat.

Society, which is famously generous in its interpretations, concluded immediately that something interesting—a polite word for smutty—had occurred among the trembling sepals of the voluptuous orchids.

Miss Fairleigh, for her part, appeared entirely untroubled. The nonchalance of a successful romp did not show—save perhaps for slightly rosy cheeks. And not the ones on her face.

She was a woman of sharp eyes, clever conversation, and a laugh that made elderly matrons tighten their lips in disapproval.

“Your waistcoat, my lord,” she said calmly, returning the garment.

“You removed it,” the viscount replied.

“You seemed overheated.”

“I was not overheated.”

She tilted her head.

“Then perhaps it was anticipation.”

The viscount, who had previously faced cavalry charges with greater composure, found himself momentarily speechless.

By evening the rumours had matured beautifully.

At White’s and Gregory Gentleman's Club it was suggested that the viscount had been seen kissing Miss Fairleigh’s hand with unnecessary enthusiasm for all to witness.

At Almack’s the story evolved into an embrace behind a palm.

By midnight someone claimed they had been practically horizontal among the begonias—which was botanically improbable, but socially irresistible.

The viscount, who had never been particularly careful with his reputation, discovered he rather enjoyed the situation.

Not least because Miss Fairleigh possessed certain strategically placed curves that had been imprinted permanently upon his brain—a most unforgettable image of garden delights.

Miss Fairleigh, true to fashion, enjoyed it even more.

They met again two evenings later at a musicale.

“You appear very calm for a ruined man,” she observed.

“I am considering the advantages,” he said.

“Of scandal?”

“Of you.”

Miss Fairleigh raised one elegant eyebrow.

“You hardly know me.”

“True,” he said thoughtfully. “But I suspect I should like to.”

There was a pause.

The orchestra began something delicate involving violins and a sighing choir.

Miss Fairleigh leaned slightly closer.

“My lord,” she murmured, “if you think the rumours are entertaining now…”

Her smile was slow and extremely unhelpful.

“…you should hear what people say after the second garden party.”

And Lord Bellmere, who had mislaid many things in life—gloves, fortunes, occasionally horses—suddenly realised he had no intention whatsoever of recovering his reputation.

Some losses, after all, were simply too enjoyable.

 

And that, dear listener, is how Viscount Bellmere lost his reputation… and found considerably better company. 

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